that's right, earthlings. we are all going to die on december 21st, 2012. merlin the wizard predicted it and so did the mayans. i'm inclined to believe the mayans. they seemed to have their act together. any prognostication of impending doom foreseen by religious types always seems ridiculous (don't think we didn't notice the lack of armageddon around 2000a.d., christians. that must be hard to swallow. everyone still alive mocking you and your vengeful god with every breath they take. flaunting their existence right in your face instead of perishing and burning for eternity in the pits of hell...like the good lord intended.) the mayans, although they sacrificed virgins and cut the beating hearts out of people to appease the gods, had a pretty solid calendar. which is something we can't say. 365 days here. 366 days there. who adds an extra day every four years? how sloppy is that? "uh, i think i forget to carry a remainder. can we just throw in a bonus day every four years?" sure. why not. we'll call it a leap year. not the mayans. their calendar was as accurate as their prediction for the end of the world. december 21st, 2012. mark it down. i can only hope jesus is planning his much anticipated resurrection to be on his birthday in 2012. boy is his face going to be red when he shows up and sees this place totally apocalypsed.