the odds of running into a scrotum in public are fairly slim. the odds of seeing a child's scrotum are even more minuscule. i'm aware that it says "child's scrotum" on my website now, and i would gladly have shown a picture here if i would have had the good sense to document this monstrosity. airport bathrooms have these koala changing stations where you can lower this plastic table with seat-belts on it and get to work changing your kid ...in public. i don't know why they decided to get the koala involved, but if a koala spokesperson could see what's happening on these tables they would have some concerns. maybe if i had been prepared it wouldn't have been so disturbing. somehow i managed to walk into the bathroom, urinate, and zip up without noticing a naked infant strapped to a table in the corner as if ready for some sort of alien experiment. so as i turned, i was caught off guard by the whole scene, but mostly the adult-sized scrotum this child was carrying around. i turned, "whoa!!" then immediate turn away, and all i could think was that i wanted to turn back to see if i had really seen what i thought. it looked like his little penis was sitting on an elephant skin rug. this giant, flaccid sack just hanging around. maybe the only baby i've seen is the swimming guy on the nevermind cover, and he's in water -- but even still. is that normal? do babies sometimes have regular-sized scrotums just waiting for some balls to drop down into them? or was this kid just born with a senior citizen's issue of genitalia?