i wish i knew more about the story of mary becoming pregnant with jesus. an angel just showed up in her dreams one night and said, "you're pregnant with the son of god. sleep tight"? she didn't know beforehand? that doesn't seem cool. she was statutory god raped and no one cares? you can't just go jamming babies into women because they're good of heart. maybe she didn't want a baby just then. if god had asked her, like a gentleman, maybe he would have learned that. "i think you're a special gal. may i please put a baby all up in you?" "no thanks, god. that's sweet of you, but i'm a virgin. that's going to make for a painful delivery ...especially in a barn with no drugs. also, i'm dating a pretty rad dude. you know joseph, well that's just going to make for a tense conversation and the most awkward step-fathering role in history. thanks for asking, but i'm sure there's someone else who would rather do it." which i'm sure there was. maybe a couple that was good of heart and low of sperm count. couldn't god have done something nice for them? no. he'd rather molest people in their sleep. maybe that's what a wet dream is - a hand job from god. pervert.