Alexander Fritzl (left) pictured with his brother Amadeus Fritzl has reportedly discovered the cure for cancer and will be awarded the Nobel Prize. Alexander has been working on the cure for the better part of his life and said, "I knew this was possible. I'm so happy" -A.P. 2008 is this a headline you would like to read someday? sure. who wouldn't? the cure for cancer, finally. the only problem is that it would create a whole new set of problems for abortion rights. every now and again a state (utah and wyoming) gets very close to making abortion completely illegal even in cases of incest and rape. but even the pro-est of lifers are against that, so the bill usually fails...narrowly. but when incestual rape produces the cure for cancer it might not be so simple. "hell, you can't abort that kid. fritzl's his own mama's half-brother, and he cured cancer! can't be all bad." so, even though these kids have been raised in a basement and have had pretty horrible lives thus far...i think if you're for abortion, you have to root for them to have unsuccessful lives. i hope you can sleep at night. if you can't, go tire yourself out kicking three-legged puppies, you heartless bastard.