i don't know if zombies count as afterlife. i don't know if you can become a zombie. your deceased corpse is reanimated. are you a part of it? or are you a lame ghost up above watching someone else control your body like a stolen car? maybe that's why their motor skills are typically so bad. if i could be my own zombie, i'd eat more brains than any zombie there's ever been. why do they get these low-rent, unskilled zombie drivers? i hope my body doesn't get inhabited by a corpse driver after i'm dead. and more so, i hope i don't have to watch it. watch him clumsily steer around in a feeble attempt to get some brains while the towns folk jab at my precious body with pointy pitch forks and shoot at it with shotguns. seeing someone use your body as a zombie would be like watching some inept clown pile into your ex-girlfriend...only much more personal. know this zombie operators: if you drive my body, you'd better eat a lot of brains. if i'm a ghost, i'll help you rampage, but i'm not sure as a ghost i can do much more than bang pots and pans and slam doors.