vampires can't see their own reflection in the mirror. that sucks. how is their appearance always so pristine? are vampires inherently tidy? does their hair comb itself? and what a terrible curse. immortality, so long as you avoid the sun, sticks, and silver stuff, and yet you can never see how kick ass and menacing you look. where does the confidence come from? when was the last time you saw a real cocky blind person? maybe they get their confidence from seeing the look on people's faces before they bite them, or reaching in their mouth and feeling around. "oh, nice. these feel like fangs. sick. perfect for piercing skin and getting me some delicious blood...which inexplicably sounds delicious. heads up jerks!" and then before long, you're a fully confident, functioning vampire. those first few days must be tough though. like vampire puberty. "who am i? what's this new stuff? how do i use it?" if anyone can sympathize with pubescent girls...it's vampires.