what would you do if they named a hurricane after you? would you root for it? i think you would. you don't want to be associated with a lame hurricane. "hurricane mike limped into town today and pissed all over its feet." especially if you're a boxer. "in this corner - hurricane mike smith!" and everyone's laughing and carrying on as they do. jerks. they always name themselves after just the event. the hurricane. the tornado. not all hurricanes and tornadoes are violent. why not name yourself after a specific one? "in this corner - mike 'hurricane katrina' smith!" no more laughing. only fear on their faces. "in this corner - eric 'the 2004 indian ocean earthquake' jones!" just a thought.
sincerely,
dave 'the 1921 soviet union drought' huntsberger