So Incredibly Asian

i saw a dude a while ago who was asian, and he was also dressed like you would dress if you were going as an asian for halloween and you happened to be ferociously racist. like railroad-era asian, with the cone hat and the weird shoes. he didn't have the bathrobe/karate uniform type kimono you'd like to see ...or the requisite buck teeth, but the rest of the costume was done exceptionally well. he wouldn't have stuck out to me except that he was walking along talking into the atmospehere - which also isn't that uncommon. he did have earbuds in his ear, but they were attached to an old 90's style discman. he was holding it level (so the cd wouldn't skip) and just talking away. my initial thought was, "oh, that's sad. he's challenged and he thinks as long as you have wires going into your ears, you can just chat away and no one will notice." but he didn't look disabled, so then i thought he was probably just learning english via CD and the best way to practice was to walk and talk. that made sense, but i wish i would have stopped, "hey, are you learning english?" "no, bitch. i'm so asian, i turned this old ass discman into a phone. that's right. i'm talking to china right now for free! i'm asian as hell!" and then just roundhoused the bejesus out of me for thinking he was retarded.