there is no new comic this week (there is a sweet new playlist full of country gold in the audio page. if you don't like country or if you think johnny cash is the only good one, you probably you won't like it.) but there is this little sketch to the left. (click on it to enlarge) if you'd like to help write the caption, just leave a comment and we'll vote on the best few. the best one will get like a free CD (or a t-shirt, poster, whatever you might want. candy?) and the original version of the finished comic (value=$0). just write dialogue for A,B, and C ...or any combination of them. you can make the snake and patient chip in as well if you'd like.
C: Good job hiding Stewart the Snake, Martha. Wait til you see where I hide him!
a: sir, i think we might also be able to get a liver
b: fuck this old guy i should drop this on the ground.
c: be careful with the new colon sonny, or you’ll be donating the next one
A: Is it weird I am sexually turned on right now?
B: Boy, homeless people really smell
C: Hello new liver
A. So my wife told my last night that she wants a divorce.
B. Jim, I’m sorry to hear that.
A. Yeah, apparently she’s having an affair with Daniel.
C. *gives thumbs up*.
B. Probably wasn’t good that she told you the night before performing this surgery on her…
B: Are you sure he wanted his pancreas to be a snake???
C: Huh?
A: Shut up nurse!!!
C: What?
C: Oh, I hear ya! Yes, he kept saying he wanted it the size of a snake! Shut up nurse!
B: Don’t you wish you had a snake like me?
A: Are you sure this is where to get them? I mean, the pet store doesn’t have them?
C: I’ve been a snake farmer for 60 years let me at ’em.
A,B, & C (in unison) “We are faggots!”