why are the mario brothers called "the mario brothers"? isn't mario the first name of one of them? what is their last name? why does luigi put up with that?
how soon after humans discovered fire was it until they discovered they were flamable?
am i the only one still saying 'freedom fries'?
what is the longest someone has been a grandmother? if you become a grandmother really young, chances are you've lived a tough life and you probably like smoke with your grandchildren. you're less likely to live as long as the grandma who just sits around and sews and emails pictures of kittens to people. there's got to be a sweet spot where the sewing type gets pregnant really young and lives a tremendously long time. or maybe the trailer trash skank reforms her life -- maybe through the power of sewing, and lives longer than any trailer skank ever has, marries a cool dude (your grandpa, who despite being made fun of for dating a twenty year old with a seven year old child (you) still marries her) and while living well into her nineties regales you with tales of how "i did a bit of whorin' when i was younger" all while knitting a kitten sweater. anyway, we should keep records of this sort of thing.
why do we still use the term 'widower'? it sounds like someone who kills people and leaves their wife a widow.
is there any difference between 'amiable' and 'amicable'? other than that stupid c wedged in there?