people always site the bill of rights as the greatest document in american history. it’s pretty great. you get a lot of rights when you’re in trouble. the freedom of speech allows you to say nearly anything you want in public, and on the off chance you are lenny bruced and sent to jail, your …
what a wonderful invention the high heel was. a way to lift the heel from the ground and in the process accentuate the calves and backyard of any gal who happens to slip them on. it seems simple enough on paper, but sadly just wearing them doesn’t in any way guarantee that you will look …
they’re coming for you mars. they’re watching you as we speak. they’re building vessels to come pay you a visit, and they’ll make it. they’ll land on you. it may feel ticklish at first, and they may even seem friendly. but if you have any water on you – i would hide it. if they …
no one is allowed to die. everyone sort of collectively understands that the earth can’t hold up if this current birth rate continues. we’re creating people faster than we can find places to store them. we can’t feed all of them. we can’t keep all of them healthy, but it’s an absolute travesty if anyone …
