“my son, welcome.” “wait. where am I?” “you’re dead.” “and you’re god?” “yes.” “really?” “yes” “really?!” “yes! I’m god.” “but you’re wearing the robes and everything. don’t you think that’s a little hacky?” “no. It’s what i’ve always worn.” “so, you’re really a dude who lives on a cloud …in robes …with a long beard?” …
look at this dude. this is the guy that slapped another woman’s child in an atlanta walmart. he walked up to her while the child was crying and said, “if you don’t shut that kid up, then i will.” then a couple minutes later, he did. i don’t know why she didn’t believe him. look …
Goodnight, sleep tight your teeth are made of peanuts you live inside a walrus named Athena Curl up your eyes and blend into the future you work for bees who never say real nice things they sting your brain and lead you into nightmares Stab the bees with daggers made of armpits and watch their …
…found jani tapping her fingers. not because she wanted to, or was nervous. she simply thought it might make her look more interesting. toddi looked across the table with cheeks puffed (she always looked ridiculous when she smoked. the act made jani think of a child trying to hold their breath and then failing terribly) …
