this dude dean kamen, who invented the segway scooter, is working on a new prosthetic arm that would be able to pronate and supinate like a regular arm. it would also be able to grab a single pea and put it in the person’s mouth. then grab your head and crush it like a beer …
the idea of live and let live is ridiculous. if one of your loved ones is doing something that worries you or scares you, you’re not going to be able to just ignore it and live for yourself. no one has ever done that. “oh, is jeff shooting heroine into his penis again? good for …
i was at a comedy show in a crappy bar once, and a girl was on stage telling some jokes when two older blind fellows approached the stage, canes in hand, and started heckling her. they said the typical, “take it off” and what have you, and no one said anything. one – what did …
i have had this discussion on more than one occasion. why are people always attacking flip flops on dudes? you don’t want to see their feet? that’s fair, but mostly people who are against flip flops don’t like them because they are in some way effeminate. that’s absurd. cave people used to wear no shoes. …
“what the hell’s he complaining about? he’s rich!” what does that have to do with it? you can only complain if you’re entitled? if you’re poor? or ugly? if your life is going so poorly that by all accounts, you have every right to bellow about it – then you can complain? absolutely not. that’s …
martha ‘sunny’ von bulow recently passed away after a 28 year battle with a coma. that’s right 28 years. at first a coma is tragic and serious. you can’t talk about it. visitors speak in hushed tones. after 3 or 4 years, they’re probably playing cards on her stomach. she was an heiress, so maybe …
