i saw a homeless guy with a sign the other day that said “homeless, hungry, ugly” easily my favorite sign ever. the self-deprecating angle is a new angle. no more sympathy. humor is where it is. i have seen humor tried before. i saw a young bum on the median with a sign that said …
“i was so flippin ticked off i could spit. that guldurn hogwash frickin gets my goat” the mouth on these characters. why is this considered acceptable, pg-13 swearing? it’s the christian rock of cursing. it’s the same thing, except it sucks. “you’re an ornery son of a buck, aren’t you?” god damn it. it’s still …
it’s the end of the year, and people are beginning to make resolutions for next year. gyms are going to be overcrowded for a couple months, and then everything will level back out. i hope your year goes well, but it’s doubtful that it will. not that it’s your fault. it’s difficult to start a …
the thing about these sins is that they’re deadly. wrath, greed, pride, envy, sloth, gluttony and lust. deadly? wrath – sure, you go around wrathing people, you’ll probably end up getting wrathed by someone. gluttony – high blood pressure, heart problems, cholesterol. deadly. lust – “did he die of aids?” no. lust. it’s deadly. sloth …
can we all just admit that rudolph has gone down in history? “you’ll go down in history” it’s just more teasing to him …which he’s had enough of from those jerk ass reindeer. not letting him play in any games, calling him names on account of his nose. but then santa asks this outcast to …
