Statutory Gift
i wish i knew more about the story of mary becoming pregnant with jesus. an angel just showed up in her dreams one night and said, “you’re pregnant with the son of god. sleep tight”? she didn’t know beforehand? that doesn’t seem cool. she was statutory god raped and no one cares? you can’t just …
Dr. Kevorkian
jack kevorkian was re-introduced into the wild without a lot of fanfare. there should have been a welcome back party, maybe a parade, and an assisted suicide table ready and waiting. “the old people have somehow multiplied since you left, sir.” why was he not a national hero? that dude was good at suiciding old …