bullying is huge problem in schools …again. and no longer is it the golden age of a father sitting his son down and giving him the old, “you know how you handle a bully, son? you punch him right in the nose!” and the kid heads out into a certain beating of a lifetime – …
Did you know that if you get caught urinating in public and it’s near a school, you can be charged with a sex crime? That seems harsh. Some people need the sound of running water to help them go, but I doubt there’s anyone who actually needs to hear the sound of childish merriment in …
for most of my life, there have been commercials – or really cries for help with a phone number at the bottom – about saving starving children. unicef generally has the market cornered on this. they’ve been seeking help for these horribly malnourished children for over twenty years. and it seems that they are making …
if you make a habit out of saying “they’ve done studies” in order to sound more intelligent and back up whatever point you’re trying to convey, more often than not – the people you are talking to just think you’re an idiot. which you probably are. which studies? make up a name if you have …
being nice can backfire sometimes …and it’s not the coolest feeling. leave a parking space, see the guy next to me having car trouble, pull back into spot and mouth “need some help?”, his car fires up, reverses, and quickly blocks me from backing out. at a stop sign, older, hefty lady slowly crossing street. …
“hey grandma, is there actually a word for the n word?” “i don’t know sweetie” “grandpa said there is. he said that it stands for nigga” “you’ll have to ask him” “that’s right, youngster. it does. many, many years ago – back when people still had pinkie toes and thumbs, it was a word they …
i was at a mosque recently, which has to be the weirdest place to be dead. they just have walls of crypts stacked on top of each other like high school lockers. and just like high school, there’s a cool area to have yours. of course it’s much more expensive. “i think as tim’s expired …
steven hawking is so smart that if you mention his name people assume you are fairly bright. he’s written a book that is essentially “space for dummies” that only geniuses understand. he’s discovered particles around black holes that only exist mathematically. hawking radiation is named after him. he’s been divorced and charged with domestic abuse. …
even if you’re the most avid anti-gun person, you would still have to admit that shooting a gun is pretty fun. for some reason, seeing a bullet go into a target or person or animal or can at any distance brings us a certain amount of joy. there’s a recoil, a little puff of smoke …
