no one is allowed to die. everyone sort of collectively understands that the earth can’t hold up if this current birth rate continues. we’re creating people faster than we can find places to store them. we can’t feed all of them. we can’t keep all of them healthy, but it’s an absolute travesty if anyone …
no matter how rational anyone pretends to be, particularly men, there is probably an initial knee jerk reaction to finding out your son is gay. there are images that quickly sneak into the mind that may cause a father to reel back a bit. i would imagine they are on par with hearing your daughter …
sex robots are being designed with one purpose in mind. to just be used relentlessly without the user feeling any of the normal regret involved with such an exchange. a girl with a lifetime of abuse behind her, who only views herself as a sex object, knows how she was programmed. she usually has to …
as a human, it’s hard not to feel a little bit of compassion for most things – even if they are inanimate objects or bits of technology. like when you see a tree really taking a beating in a storm, and there’s a part of you that thinks, “poor old bastard”. voyager 1 and voyager …
sex beds with chains. a wall of dildos, anal beads …and anal plugs. women walking around covered only with pasties and tattoos. and lots of lonely, lonely, awkward men shuffling around with cameras waiting to get a photo with their favorite. welcome to adultcon! a friend of mine was shooting something for a tv show …
i never got to go to a major league baseball game as a kid, and i don’t know if it would have been that great if i had. now however, going to a game is like going to disneyland for a kid. i went to a game recently, and they have a huge section of …
“well, he’s a jerk. I’m not going to watch his movies anymore.” what does his personality have to do with what he creates? or she? requiring people to be pleasant and then also be great entertainers seems like a lot to ask. people romanticize van gogh cutting off his ear out of love, but that …
i’ve never really understood how the bones of dinosaurs compressed into oil. it seems unlikely. we’ve been pumping oil for a long time, and we don’t seem to be at a real shortage. how many dinosaurs is that? and how much bone does it take to make one barrel of oil? did they all die …
yep, the title of this insert is the hackiest two words that ever were lobbed into the comedy world. i’ve always avoided any sort of humoring chuckle or even polite smile when someone attempted to make a joke that involved that title anywhere in it. just an immediate frown, scorning, piercing – the likes of …
why are the mario brothers called “the mario brothers”? isn’t mario the first name of one of them? what is their last name? why does luigi put up with that? how soon after humans discovered fire was it until they discovered they were flamable? am i the only one still saying ‘freedom fries’? what is …
