i have had this discussion on more than one occasion. why are people always attacking flip flops on dudes? you don’t want to see their feet? that’s fair, but mostly people who are against flip flops don’t like them because they are in some way effeminate. that’s absurd. cave people used to wear no shoes. …
“what the hell’s he complaining about? he’s rich!” what does that have to do with it? you can only complain if you’re entitled? if you’re poor? or ugly? if your life is going so poorly that by all accounts, you have every right to bellow about it – then you can complain? absolutely not. that’s …
martha ‘sunny’ von bulow recently passed away after a 28 year battle with a coma. that’s right 28 years. at first a coma is tragic and serious. you can’t talk about it. visitors speak in hushed tones. after 3 or 4 years, they’re probably playing cards on her stomach. she was an heiress, so maybe …
i saw a homeless guy with a sign the other day that said “homeless, hungry, ugly” easily my favorite sign ever. the self-deprecating angle is a new angle. no more sympathy. humor is where it is. i have seen humor tried before. i saw a young bum on the median with a sign that said …
“i was so flippin ticked off i could spit. that guldurn hogwash frickin gets my goat” the mouth on these characters. why is this considered acceptable, pg-13 swearing? it’s the christian rock of cursing. it’s the same thing, except it sucks. “you’re an ornery son of a buck, aren’t you?” god damn it. it’s still …
it’s the end of the year, and people are beginning to make resolutions for next year. gyms are going to be overcrowded for a couple months, and then everything will level back out. i hope your year goes well, but it’s doubtful that it will. not that it’s your fault. it’s difficult to start a …
the thing about these sins is that they’re deadly. wrath, greed, pride, envy, sloth, gluttony and lust. deadly? wrath – sure, you go around wrathing people, you’ll probably end up getting wrathed by someone. gluttony – high blood pressure, heart problems, cholesterol. deadly. lust – “did he die of aids?” no. lust. it’s deadly. sloth …
can we all just admit that rudolph has gone down in history? “you’ll go down in history” it’s just more teasing to him …which he’s had enough of from those jerk ass reindeer. not letting him play in any games, calling him names on account of his nose. but then santa asks this outcast to …
i want to commit hate crimes daily. what did you picture when you read that? me driving around with my buddies in a van, beating up gay dudes and black fellas, punching out red headed dudes with reckless abandon? shame on you. it’s pretty unoriginal to hate groups that your upbringing conditioned you to hate …
i wish i knew more about the story of mary becoming pregnant with jesus. an angel just showed up in her dreams one night and said, “you’re pregnant with the son of god. sleep tight”? she didn’t know beforehand? that doesn’t seem cool. she was statutory god raped and no one cares? you can’t just …
